bow-chicka-bow bow.

yeah i just titled my blog with classic cliche porn music. dont hate. or do, i dont care. anyway...i went to the eye doctor today, i say eye doctor cuz op-tom-et-ree is too much to say, even tho i just did. completely contradictory. anyway apparently my eyesight is BETTER then it used to be...who would have guessed, not me so i ordered some new glasses (remember the fake sexy hot librarian ones? yeah they look pretty similar to those...H-O-T-T hot)

sooo, lets talk more about me because i am feeling particularly vain today. most days i dont even like facing the mirror, today i did and it was fun. and OOOH! i saw that guy that i went on the horrible date with today. he was in jcpenney, umm HELLO, if someone like HIM is shopping there, he is definitely a poser. lame. like i should be talking, skull shirts, skull leggings, and etnies. pah-leeze killian. but i'm still a-w-e-s-o-m-e AWESOME! haha there is a lot of spelling going on here. whtev.

i have to go to fargo for training on the 19 and 20, and i am going to hang out with andrew (yay!) and courtney (DOUBLE yay!) and my brother (eh, hes's okay) anyways it should be good. i need to get out of bismarck, i havent left since i was home for christmas break. not like THAT was all so spectacular or anything but yeah.

and hello, can we talk about my picture? cuz its fly, supa-fly.

i have a new obsession...Prince. yeah, thats the artist. i just want your extra time and your duh duh duh duh duh KISS. hot. hes so feminine but hes freakin cool. aaah i'm workin, workin up a black sweat, ahhh workin, workin up a black sweat.

OOOH AND MY FAVE!!!! heres the lyrics for darling nikki, possibly the dirtiest song of all times.

(kind of fitting since i started this blog with the porn song)

I knew a girl named Nikki

I guess u could say she was a sex fiend

I met her in a hotel lobby

Masturbating with a magazine

She said how'd u like 2 waste some time

And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle

And I just couldn't believe my eyes

She had so many devices

Everything that money could buy

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out

And Nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning

Or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell u what she did 2 me

But my body will never be the same

Her lovin' will kick your behind

Oh, she'll show u no mercy

But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin' Nikki

Woke up the next morning

Nikki wasn't thereI looked all over and all I found

Was a phone number on the stairs

It said thank u 4 a funky time

Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, Nikki, ohhhh

Come back Nikki, come back

Your dirty little Prince

Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind