Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Musicbox

Because i am a TOTAL and complete nerd bomber, i decided to teach all the ways of the geek, consider this lesson one. this is not only a crazy weird song, but along with the superstar, there has been sweet coreagraphy set to the weirdest part of the song. the song is called Musicbox by Regina Spektor, i have linked her myspace in previous blogs so check that out. anyways, when superstar is here at the end of the month we will smooth out this coreagraphy and let you all know how it goes...in the parts where there is no specified moves, flail around like a ballerina on some kind of drug that makes you hyper...maybe ecstasy, yeah thats a good one...anyway, the song is effing awesome, and so are the sweet moves.

POBS


Life inside the musicbox aint easy. (shake head no)
The mallot and the gears are always turning
everyone inside the mechanism is yearning to get out
and sing another melody completely
so different from the one they're always singing
i close my eyes and think that i have found me
but then i feel mortality surround me
i want to sing another melody
so different from the one i always sing
but when i do the dishes...
i run the water very-very-very-hot (scowl)
and then i fill the sink to the top with bubbles of soap
and then i set all the bottle caps i own afloat
AND IT'S THE GREATEST VOYAGE IN THE HISTORY OF PLAAAAAASTICK (emphasize the the "ck" in plastic and flail arms above head like a crazy person)
and then i slip my hands in and start to make waves (tip toe along where ever you are walking to the beat of her singing)
and then i dip my tongue in and take a taste (stick tongue out wildy)
it tastes like soap but it doesnt really taste like soap (make incredibly disgusted face)
and then i lower in my whole mouth and take a GUUUUUUUUUUUUUULP (open mouth wide and shut it quick, but keep air in cheeks to show the effect of the gulp)
and start to feel mortality surround me
i close my eyes and think that i have found me
but life inside the musicbox aint easy
the mallot and the gears are always turning
and everyone inside the mechanism
is yearning to get out
and sing another melody completely
is yearning to get out
is yearning to get out
is yearning to get out (mime like motions as tho you are in a box that has just run out of oxygen and then fall over)

After all of this is done, get up and tip toe away from the crowd that has gathered and been convinced that you need to be committed.

1 comment:

courtney said...

and then scream back at them:

Yeah?! YEAH?! well YOU try living in that itty bitty box with that SAME INCESSANT SONG PLAYING oooooooover and oooooooooooooooooover.

CKuh!