Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.

that has nothing to do with what i'm blogging about. thats just the name of an awesome effing song. i really dont have anything to blog about. so today it is randomosity at a little bit of its finest, or at least what i am willing to put out in public. have you ever wondered why people feel like they need a boyfriend or girlfriend? i mean i am included in that, but why do people feel that way? even when they are down they think "if only i had significant other, then my life would get better..." umm NO the LAST thing you need if your life is fucked up is to fuck up another persons life. gross right?



who do you think you are? *different topic btw* i will goddamn kill you, if you think that your cats RESPIRATORY INFECTION is cute. i have. newsforyou. yeah thats correct, my roommates kitten has a respiratory infection, and not only is it not cute, its G-R-O-S-S. today the cat sneezed on my computer and there was a lot of yellow kitty snot...I STARTED GAGGING, literally...sick!

who here has digital cable? we do at my apartment and at about 11 pm or so porn comes on our movie channels. *bare with me i am not a porn addict* and at 11 or so i am the only person awake. seriously, the porn? shouldnt be called porn, it should be called hey heres a really bad movie with bad actors who are really super horny. it is FUNNY, not really anything would turn a normal human being on. at least i hope not. last night was one called "bikini roundup" first of all...the name? dude you could at least come up with a better name like "lord of the g-strings" aka a parody of "lord of the rings" anyways my point is, these people dont SHOW anything that would turn people on. i. see. boobs. thats it...and really bad orgasm faces. ok anyway thats all for now, i just wanted to share.

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